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If I were a banana smoothie, would I be easier to teleport?

08 Apr

Sometimes, I get asked a question my training and experience has ill-equipped me for. Like this morning.

M1 (age 11) : Dad?
Me : Yes?
M1 : If I were a banana smoothie…
Me : What??
M1 : If I were a banana smoothie…
Me : A banana smoothie?
M1 : yes, if I was transformed.
Me : Transformed into a banana smoothie?
M1 : Yes. If I were a banana smoothie, would I be easier to teleport?

Life is good. This is likely to be the hardest question anyone asks me today.

Me (after some thought) : My thinking is, a banana smoothie would be easier to teleport.
M1 : Why?
Me : Because you wouldn’t have to get it so exactly right.
M1 : Oh? I wouldn’t mind having three arms.

I assured him I’d ask on facebook, in case anyone has a better answer than me.

 
 

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