Better than Siri

23 Aug

Me : what are you doing with my phone?
M2 : (silence)
Me : are you playing games?
M2 : (giggles)

Me : (reaches for laptop, opens a command window) can I have my phone back please?
M2 : (silence)
Me : (types ssh root@, enters password) please, I want my phone back now.
M2 : (hides under the blanket with the phone)
Me : (types /sbin/halt) phone, can you please switch off now? Please? Switch off now. Thank you. (Presses ‘ENTER’)
M2 : It’s working.


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